JEALOUS of our farming counterparts getting all of the video game glory? Then, we have some good news for you. 

A new game puts you in the shoes of a lumberjack, chopping, slicing and, eh, stroking wood. Put simply, it's forestry - maybe just not as you know it. 

Available for free on itch.io, Logjam is a short, very simple game: use the mouse to chop wood. But, as indie developer Robert Yang explained in a blog post, it's also about so much more than that.

There's a seriousness to it all, as he explores themes of sexuality and masculinity. Just a warning; it's very NSFW.

"Logjam is the latest in my gay sexuality series - a short small game about a middle aged lumberjack daddy processing wood and other hard things. It's about forestry, masculinity, and history, but on a surface level it's a simple work simulator with a burly stripper and occasional twists," he wrote.

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Over the course of four days, the lumberjack continuously chops wood until ... well, we won't spoil it for you. 

Just expect a lot more timber than Farming Simulator ever had. 

You can play Logjam for free here.